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Fabian 2022-04-22 07:01:06
A bit 2, the stalk of unprovoked death is not bad, but unfortunately it is not enough, isn't it 1 million kinds of death, the film gives too...
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Evelyn 2022-04-22 07:01:06
Chrysanthemum is a little funny...
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Arden 2022-04-22 07:01:06
I like bad fun, shit and a million goats♪♬Who cares if Charlize Theron is in cos Sharon Stone anyway Western movie actresses wear...
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Summer 2022-04-22 07:01:06
The old beauty is too...
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Julius 2022-04-22 07:01:06
All kinds of stale rotten street stalks, but back to the future, I am very happy to cross the train at the...
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Dariana 2022-04-22 07:01:06
Still a little...
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Dolores 2022-04-22 07:01:06
There are good jokes, and there are plots that are too disgusting, vulgar and...
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Mona 2022-04-22 07:01:06
Ha, Seth Macfarlane used to be bad at things. But the guest list is amazing, and there is Ewan...
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Alysson 2022-04-22 07:01:06
Too many quatrains are too wonderful, all kinds of politically incorrect! Exciting director and male protagonist. Best comedy of the year. @Friend Neighbor Weiliang classmate and his married undergraduate classmate...
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Sandrine 2022-04-21 09:01:41
What a joke...
A Million Ways to Die in the West Comments
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Saul 2021-12-30 17:20:36
Think it is the best comedy of 14 years!
Maybe I like this kind of movie where a lot of people join in the fun, and think this is the best comedy this year! Teddy bear director McFarlane directed and acted by himself. I liked this jokeman after watching the Tucao conference he hosted and the Oscar awards later. First, it subverted the...
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Clare 2022-03-21 09:01:38
absurd western humor
The West is always a place with a variety of film themes, and the desolation and wildness here have given creators a source of creativity. This comedy is no exception. The plot is relatively conventional, in line with traditional comedy routines - a self-defeating counterattack by a diaosi. How...
A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes
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Albert: You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights... And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's...
Ruth: Albert! He's dead. You did it.
Albert: Oh.
Ruth: Yeah.
Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Edward: Uh... No. No, I don't think so.
Albert: Oh. Well, it was still good though.
Edward: Yeah, it was great!
Ruth: I thought it was really good.
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[first lines]
Narrator: Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
[picture of a leathery middle-aged woman]
Narrator: Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.
[Stark comes running around the corner and falls and his face]
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Language: English,Navajo,Mandarin Release date: May 30, 2014