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Mattie 2022-03-23 09:01:37
Seth MacFarlane is crazy, all kinds of historical travel and chaos, god...
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Joy 2022-03-23 09:01:37
Male No. 1 looks too much like a colleague, and the male No. 2 is a straight guy. It makes people feel uncomfortable. The cult is really...
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Gudrun 2022-03-23 09:01:37
It turned out to be the work of the director Teddy Bear, no wonder it is so...
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Dessie 2022-03-23 09:01:37
Low taste, sneer, no brains, no...
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Uriel 2022-03-23 09:01:37
The Easter eggs in Back to the Future are really amazing. Sister Theron, I want to marry you! ! ! ! !...
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Darlene 2022-03-22 09:01:33
Wood has integrity. . . ....
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Leo 2022-03-22 09:01:33
For Barney's challenge accepted, be sure to give it a thumbs...
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Mandy 2022-03-22 09:01:33
Very delicate westerns, can be heroic without being boring or...
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Bo 2022-03-22 09:01:33
Theron is driving me...
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Trisha 2022-03-22 09:01:33
SNP, but there are a lot of cameos...
A Million Ways to Die in the West Comments
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Collin 2021-12-30 17:20:36
Added content in the unabridged version
I saw the theater version yesterday, and today I found that there is still an uncut version, WTF! I went over it again and sorted out what was deleted.
The theater version is about 1:55:54, and the unabridged version is about 2:14:44.
1. At 5:50, after the hero was shot and bruised, the... -
Marcelino 2022-03-15 09:01:03
Sex workers in the American West and tigers in China
The comedy "One Million Ways to Die in the West" (2014) is set in 1882, the year the Chinese Exclusion Act was enacted. At this time, there were already many Chinese in Arizona. After they built the railway, they began to infiltrate the western states and opened laundry rooms and Chinese...
A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes
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Albert: You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights... And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's...
Ruth: Albert! He's dead. You did it.
Albert: Oh.
Ruth: Yeah.
Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Edward: Uh... No. No, I don't think so.
Albert: Oh. Well, it was still good though.
Edward: Yeah, it was great!
Ruth: I thought it was really good.
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[first lines]
Narrator: Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
[picture of a leathery middle-aged woman]
Narrator: Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.
[Stark comes running around the corner and falls and his face]
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Language: English,Navajo,Mandarin Release date: May 30, 2014