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Kacey 2021-12-30 17:20:36
The western scenery is good, and watching the sunset is very romantic. 2014.9.20...
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Carmine 2021-12-30 17:20:36
The biggest difference with the cartoons of Rogue Mai is not the real person, but the gentleness and...
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Gennaro 2021-12-30 17:20:36
I didn't laugh so much, and the low-level tastes were just the usual talk. But Theron is really beautiful, and the murderous look makes people love...
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Verna 2021-12-30 17:20:36
Terrier King Seth finally let Family Guy come to the west. The jokes are cold, cute, and meaty, and can't stop at...
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Herminio 2021-12-30 17:20:36
1 Seth McFarlane is considered to be the best pornographic player across the group of directors, screenwriters and actors. 2 Lian Mnison is responsible for saving people in the first half of his life, and killing people in the second half of his life. 3 males, one male and two were once Oscar hosts. Seth ridiculed Mimi of Theron when she hosted, and then asked her to laugh at herself in this film. What is the lower...
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Austin 2021-12-30 17:20:36
Theron is really beautiful~~ Very funny movie~~ The chrysanthemum-inserted cock...
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Hilma 2021-12-30 17:20:36
It's nothing but the ending Django easter egg. It's a good example of how to make a great trailer for a bad...
A Million Ways to Die in the West Comments
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Bernita 2022-03-20 09:01:31
funny speech
What kind of person is he, I think his parents are abnormal, he seems to be living well, and he has a girlfriend, but in a duel he chose to live, and she left him. But I feel that being alive is a victory, so why do you have to be brave and pay the price with your life? His best friend seems to be...
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Granville 2021-12-30 17:20:36
Ordinary impression
It was a boring night when I watched this movie. I habitually turn on my computer and open a movie.
American Western movies are also selling feelings. I always pack and sell cowboys.
But the male protagonist is obviously not a qualified cowboy, at least not in the traditional sense. The cowboy on...
A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes
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Albert: You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights... And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's...
Ruth: Albert! He's dead. You did it.
Albert: Oh.
Ruth: Yeah.
Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Edward: Uh... No. No, I don't think so.
Albert: Oh. Well, it was still good though.
Edward: Yeah, it was great!
Ruth: I thought it was really good.
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[first lines]
Narrator: Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
[picture of a leathery middle-aged woman]
Narrator: Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.
[Stark comes running around the corner and falls and his face]
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Language: English,Navajo,Mandarin Release date: May 30, 2014