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Denis 2022-04-20 09:01:32
I always feel like I'm watching snl small theater...
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Rubye 2022-04-20 09:01:32
Structuring and parodying various scenes and settings of classic westerns. South African sister has a good reputation in playing...
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Rahsaan 2022-04-20 09:01:32
Embracing the two beauties on the left and right, seth is so...
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Deontae 2022-04-20 09:01:32
It's okay, it's a little more funny than I thought, not exactly...
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Luciano 2022-04-20 09:01:32
And black Chinese have small...
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Ellen 2022-04-20 09:01:32
It turned out to be a boring romance...
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Macey 2022-04-20 09:01:32
Not as good as...
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Marilie 2022-04-20 09:01:32
There are back to the future stalks!...
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Walton 2022-04-20 09:01:32
The jokes are not sharp enough and scattered. Overall is...
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Idell 2022-03-23 09:01:37
I watched it because of Amanda Seyfried but I saw Uncle Barney in it who continued to "take the...
A Million Ways to Die in the West Comments
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Mireya 2021-12-30 17:20:36
There are two profound topics implied in the funny
I won’t talk about the plot or anything. I just want to talk about the two topics involved in the comedy in this movie,
which are actually about prostitutes.
First: the love between the prostitute and the shoemaker. The prostitute talks to a dozen people ML every day, and her boyfriend ML has to... -
Josie 2021-12-30 17:20:36
Knowledge alters your fate
This is a western comedy about a cowardly farmer who is snatched by another man from his girlfriend. A mysterious woman helps him regain his confidence in restoring his girlfriend's heart. In the process, the farmer falls in love with her, but her husband is not good. Provoke the role. Although the...
A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes
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Albert: You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights... And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's...
Ruth: Albert! He's dead. You did it.
Albert: Oh.
Ruth: Yeah.
Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Edward: Uh... No. No, I don't think so.
Albert: Oh. Well, it was still good though.
Edward: Yeah, it was great!
Ruth: I thought it was really good.
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[first lines]
Narrator: Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
[picture of a leathery middle-aged woman]
Narrator: Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.
[Stark comes running around the corner and falls and his face]
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Language: English,Navajo,Mandarin Release date: May 30, 2014