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Sharon 2022-03-22 09:01:33
There are a lot of jokes, and they are constantly amusing. Except for the occasional aloof ones, the actors are earnestly talking about dirty dialogues that make people unable to look directly. The real highlight is the pair of Giovanni Ribisi and Sarah Silverman. It's a waste of resources to not give the base and cheap Giovanni Ribisi a weird boyfriend. . The plot itself is boring enough, and there are only various nonsensical jokes left....
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Oswaldo 2022-03-22 09:01:33
It's actually the ultimate Jack Sue, and after reading it, I really want to fall in love with Charlize Theron! And when will Ryan Reynolds have a mouth in a Seth...
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Rozella 2022-03-22 09:01:33
At first I thought it was time-travel, but it turned out that it wasn't later that time-travel was not a problem. In fact, it was re-brainwashed after time-travel. How could the cast be so powerful? Many but most of them are mediocre... Debating for a long time whether to label it "Western" and finally decided not to do so for the time...
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Adam 2022-03-22 09:01:33
The interspersed jokes are really funny, and the back to the future part is also very moving; but the whole thing is still a little boring to...
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Meaghan 2022-03-22 09:01:33
It's funny, but the male protagonist's appearance is a little...
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Dennis 2022-03-21 09:01:38
So disgusting haha. Seth MacFarlane opened his mouth and felt like Brian had become a...
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Anabel 2022-03-21 09:01:38
Sure enough, Seth MacFarlane has always been unscrupulous. In addition, the presence of Uncle Taken is too low... The highlight is Django at the end of the...
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Zelda 2022-03-21 09:01:38
The film shows blacks and native Indians venting their anger, but only the Asians with big eyes are missing to stare at the mustaches with their eyes. It's like calling friends with friends, making a lot of people for cameo appearances, and interspersed with many Easter eggs from other...
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Linnie 2022-03-21 09:01:38
The role of NPH in it was hard at the end, but the shadow of UNCLE BARNEY was so heartwarming, it was too funny to poop with a hat hahaha. Charlize Theron is very beautiful, and it's a spoof with "chrysanthemum" flowers. The male protagonist speaks very fast but articulates clearly, always thinking of dictation...
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Matt 2022-03-19 09:01:04
what kind of shit is...
A Million Ways to Die in the West Comments
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Lilla 2021-12-30 17:20:36
Seth McFarlane, are you just to take a look at even Mnison's ass?
After the movie, I dragged the progress bar to scan it roughly. At the end of the film, amidst Seth McFarlane’s babbling noises, Limnison, with a sturdy face, suddenly felt dizzy. The midday sun in the west pierced his eyes with pain. This was his career as a robber for decades. I have never seen...
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Bernita 2022-03-20 09:01:31
funny speech
What kind of person is he, I think his parents are abnormal, he seems to be living well, and he has a girlfriend, but in a duel he chose to live, and she left him. But I feel that being alive is a victory, so why do you have to be brave and pay the price with your life? His best friend seems to be...
A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes
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Albert: You know, there are a million ways to die in the west, Clinch. There's, uh, famine, disease, gunfights... And, uh, wild animals. You know, like snakes. And, you know, the funny thing is, you don't even have to get bitten. All you need is a little bit of the venom introduced into your bloodstream and you're pretty much screwed. For example, if you drain a certain amount of venom from the fangs of a diamondback rattler into a hollow-tip bullet, you really only need one shot. Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough to hit you anywhere important. But if I caught you by surprise... Well, Anna taught me just enough to get me in the ballpark. And just a small amount of venom in an open wound is enough to kill a man if he's...
Ruth: Albert! He's dead. You did it.
Albert: Oh.
Ruth: Yeah.
Albert: Did he hear all that smart stuff I did?
Edward: Uh... No. No, I don't think so.
Albert: Oh. Well, it was still good though.
Edward: Yeah, it was great!
Ruth: I thought it was really good.
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[first lines]
Narrator: Some people are born into the wrong time and place. This was the American frontier in 1882, a hard land for hard folk. Food was scarce, disease was rampant, and life was a daily struggle for survival. Hell, this was Miss America in 1880.
[picture of a leathery middle-aged woman]
Narrator: Holy shit. To build a home and a life in this harsh, unforgiving country required that a man be bold, fearless, and tough as iron. The men who were courageous and resilient were the men who prospered. But some men were just big giant pussies.
[Stark comes running around the corner and falls and his face]
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Language: English,Navajo,Mandarin Release date: May 30, 2014