The Host All-star combination
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Park Gang-Du: [Strapped to an operating table, his head encased in a strange looking protractor-like contraption with a needle attached to it] You're talking about a virus that doesn't exist. Mister, they said there's no virus. So, you should let me go now.
[He starts to sob]
Park Gang-Du: My daughter Hyun-seo is under Wonhyo bridge.
[Panicked]
Park Gang-Du: I need to go quickly. Please let me go. Okay, mister, huh?
[Suddenly, angrily]
Park Gang-Du: You shitheads! You bastards!
[Panicking desperately again]
Park Gang-Du: Please, mister, I beg you, let me go. I'll give you my food stand, okay? I'll give the rights to you.
[One of the doctors begins drawing a pencil mark on either side of Gang-du's forehead]
Park Gang-Du: What are you doing? Please, mister! Wait!
[We hear drilling, and Gang-du half-cries, half-quavers]
Park Gang-Du: Fuck! This is driving me crazy! I really need to get to Hyun-seo!
[He hyperventilates]
Park Gang-Du: Mister! Please, save me! What is this? Please!
[as the needles edge further to his head, Gang-du sobs hysterically]
Park Gang-Du: Hyun-seo, I'm sorry. Daddy...
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Park Hie-bong: I received a complaint from Mat Number 4. Their squid had only nine legs. Did you eat one?
Park Gang-Du: No.
Park Hie-bong: Don't deny it. Why touch other people's things? Think of it from the customer's perspective. A squid. The torso tastes delicious, but the legs, especially the longest one, has something special, right?
[He pulls a half eaten squid leg out of the pocket of Gang-du's hoodie]
Park Hie-bong: [Thrusting a tray into his son's arms] Take this to Mat Number 4. Tell them it's on the house.