Asylum of the Daleks Quotes

Oswin: Is there a word for "total screaming genius" that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?

The Doctor: Doctor. You call me the Doctor.

Oswin: I see what you did there.

Oswin: Do you know how you make someone into a Dalek? Subtract love, add anger. Doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you?

Amy Pond: Well, somebody's never been to Scotland.

Daleks: Doctor who? Doctor who?

The Doctor: Fellows, you're never going to stop asking.

Dalek: Save us. Save us.

The Doctor: What?

Daleks: Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks! Save the Daleks!

The Doctor: This is new!

Dalek: We find it offensive to extinguish such divine hatred.

The Doctor: And I thought you had run out of ways to make me sick! You think hatred is beautiful?

Dalek: Perhaps that is why we have never been able to kill you!

[first lines]

Darla: [voice over] First there were the Daleks. And then there was a man who fought them. And then, in time, he died. There are a few, of course, who believe this man somehow survived and that one day he will return. For both our sakes, dearest Hannah, we must hope these stories are true.

Amy Pond: Can't chat, working.

Rory Williams: Really? I thought you were just pouting at a camera.

Rory Williams: So how much trouble are we in?

The Doctor: How much trouble, Mr. Pond? Out of ten? Eleven.

Darla: The asylum. It occupies the entire planet, right to the core.

The Doctor: How many Daleks are in there?

Darla: A count has not been made. Millions, certainly.

The Doctor: All still alive?

Darla: It has to be assumed. The asylum is fully automated. Supervision is not required.

Amy Pond: Armed?

Darla: The Daleks are always armed.

Rory Williams: What colour?

[they look at Rory]

Rory Williams: Sorry, there weren't any good questions left.

Oswin: [her first lines] Day 363. The terror continues. Also, made another soufflé.

[takes badly burned soufflé out of the oven]

Oswin: Very nearly.

The Doctor: What have you been doing on your own against the Daleks for a year?

Oswin: Making soufflés.

The Doctor: Soufflés against the Daleks.

[laughs]

The Doctor: Where do you get the milk?

Oswin: [over the intercom] So, anyway, I'm Oswin. What do I call you?

Rory Williams: Uh... Rory.

Oswin: Lovely name, Rory. First boy I ever fancied was called Rory.

Rory Williams: Okay.

Oswin: Actually she was called Nina. I was going through a phase.

The Doctor: Identify me. Access your files. Who am I? Come on, who's your daddy?

The Doctor: You are the Predator.

The Doctor: Access your standing orders concerning the Predator.

Daleks: The Predator must be destroyed!

The Doctor: And how are you going to do that? Dalek without a gun, you're a tricycle with a roof! How are *you* going to destroy me?

Daleks: Self-destruct initiated.

Daleks: Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.

Rory Williams: [frowns] What? Sorry, what?

Daleks: Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.

Rory Williams: "Eggs"? You mean those things?

[shines his torch on the Dalek's armor, which has multiple round pieces missing]

Daleks: Eggs...

Rory Williams: I don't... I don't know what you want. Uh... those things, are... are those things "eggs"?

[bends down and picks up a round piece from the ground]

Rory Williams: This? You want this?

Daleks: [slowly] Eggs... ter... min... ate.

Oswin: [narrating] Check defenses. They came again last night. Still always at night. Maybe they're vampires.

[gasps]

Oswin: Oh! And it's my mum's birthday.

[talking into a recording device]

Oswin: Happy birthday,, Mum. I did make you a soufflé but it was too beautiful to live.

Rory Williams: So this is the kind of escape plan where you survive about 4 seconds longer?

The Doctor: What's wrong with 4 seconds? You can do loads in 4 seconds.

The Doctor: Oswin? I think I'm close.

Oswin: [heads back to her chair and checks the monitor] You are. Less than 20 feet away. Which is the good news...

The Doctor: Okay. And the bad, which I suddenly feel is coming?

Oswin: You're about to pass through intensive care.

[the door in front of the Doctor opens, revealing a room full of dusty, broken Daleks, some chained up, in individual cells]

The Doctor: What's so special about this lot, then?

Oswin: Dunno. Survivors of particular wars. Spiridon. Kembel. Aridius. Vulcan. Exxilon. Ringing any bells?

The Doctor: All of them.

Oswin: Yeah? How?

The Doctor: These are the Daleks who survived me.

Rory Williams: We're all ears!

Amy Pond: There's a nose joke goin' if someone wants to pick that one off.